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A man and his wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The man puts "Mypenis" and the wife falls on the floor and starts laughing. On the computer it says, "Error, not long enough."
Text message between father and son:
Son: Hey Dad come pick me up I'm suspended.
Dad: What did you do this time
Son: Nothing my teacher asked me a simple question and I gave a simple answer
Dad: What did she ask and what did you say. By the way you're grounded.
Son: She said I had 5 bottles in one hand and 6 in the other. What do I have? I said a drinking problem...
Dad: You're ungrounded for learning my smartass talent...
Thought for the day:
A man said to the Buddha, “I want Happiness.”
Buddha said, first remove “I”, that’s ego,
then remove “want”, that’s desire.
See now you are left with only Happiness.