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The watch

Fri Nov 20, 2009, 11:38 AM
A man meets a woman in a bar and buys her a drink. During this time he keeps looking at his watch and she asks why.
He says 'It's a dating watch, it's giving me information about you'
'What does it say?' She asks.
'It says you have no knickers on'
'It's wrong' she says
'I know' he replies
'It's and hour fast' ;) ;) ;)



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  • Current Residence: Birmingham England
  • Interests: Photography
  • Favourite movie: Anything with a good story
  • Favourite band or musician: Snoop Dog, Eminem, Dr Dre etc
  • Favourite genre of music: R & B, Bollywood, Anything I can shake my ass to in the bathroom
  • Favourite artist: Banksy after Paul showed me some of his stuff
  • Favourite poet or writer: Maeve Binchy
  • Operating System: xp
  • MP3 player of choice: Buy me one and I'll tell you
  • Shell of choice: Those big ones with the pretty edge you find on tropical beaches
  • Wallpaper of choice: Certainly not the kind you find in a curry house
  • Skin of choice: My own
  • Favourite game: I spy
  • Personal Quote: Speak up I can't hear you
  • Tools of the Trade: My imagination

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=voh2007 2 hours 16 minutes ago
:iconredshirtthnxleft-plz::iconredshirtthnxfav2-plz::iconredshirtthnxrght-plz:

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:wave: Please take a look at my gallery [link] :gallery:
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*tammyins 3 hours 5 minutes ago
Hi Deb - good to see you again, and to see you're work is still of such a high standard :clap: Thanks for the :+fav: btw :hug:

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*Deb-e-ann 2 hours 43 minutes ago
Thanks for the compliment Luv and nice to see you as well. My pleasure on the :+fav: :hug: :D

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My work is copyrighted ©2009 *Deb-e-ann. Therefore do not use for any purpose without my prior permission.
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Mood: Joy =taramara 14 hours 27 minutes ago
Debbie .. Much appreciate the :+fav: on Mini Waterfall :nod:

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It's Nice to be Important but it's more Important to be Nice :nod:
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*Deb-e-ann 4 hours 24 minutes ago
My pleasure Clive :D

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My work is copyrighted ©2009 *Deb-e-ann. Therefore do not use for any purpose without my prior permission.
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~poetcrystaldawn 20 hours 54 minutes ago
:wave: Thank you for your continued support! I also wanted to let you know that I'm doing an autumn feature if you want to submit any of your work. You can check out my profile page for more details.

And thanks, once again as I :glomp: you! :icontarddanceplz:

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The complexity of organisms screams intelligent design. - Unknown

Check out my profile page to submit your autumn art!
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*Deb-e-ann 18 hours 27 minutes ago
Unfortunately I never seem to get any autumn photots. I don't think I have even 1 in my gallery :lol: If I manage to get out with my camera then I will enter but it's doubtful. Good luck with it though :D

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My work is copyrighted ©2009 *Deb-e-ann. Therefore do not use for any purpose without my prior permission.
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~Darth-Hellgrrl 23 hours 6 minutes ago
Love the Quote of the Day (so true!!) and the carousel! Kinda figured it was from Great Britain, since the horses' left sides face out so you can "mount properly"... ;)

DH
Yank lover of roundabouts

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*Deb-e-ann 18 hours 20 minutes ago
Glad you liked being on my page and thanks for the :+fav:. I never realized that carousels would be made differently in other countries. Now I've learned something new. Thank you :D :D

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Take Care :)

My work is copyrighted ©2009 *Deb-e-ann. Therefore do not use for any purpose without my prior permission.
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