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Journal Entry: Fri Jun 26, 2015, 1:53 AM


A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if
she could have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't
have a bath, although if she wanted one, she could use a tin bath in
front of the fire.
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman
filled the bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to
see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her
husband when he came home. He didn't believe her, so she said:
"Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the
back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for
yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife
asked:
"Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do
you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed
the girl that she was really generously endowed in the hair
department.....very generously indeed.
The girl finished her bath and went to bed.
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you
see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough
before."
"I know," he said, "but the local darts team hadn't!"

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Thought for the day:
Never be afraid to try something new: remember that a lone amateur built the Ark,
a large group of professionals built the Titanic...

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My mate Paddy called me today and asked, "What's the 2nd largest state in America?"
"Texas." I replied.
30 seconds later I got a message saying, 'What's the 2nd largest state in America?'


Have a great weekend everyone :D

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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
:hug: thanks for the fave Debs
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 1 day ago
My pleasure Dave. Nice sentiment sweetheart. I hope it all went OK over the weekend for you  :hug:
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Yea.. it did.. thanks Debs :hug:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 19 hours ago
:hug:
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
"thanks for the fave Debs:hug:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 4 days ago
You're welcome Dave :hug:
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Scooby777 Featured By Owner 5 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you so kindly for the watch and faves, my dear! 
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 4 days ago
My pleasure Sheri. I thought I already had you on watch. That's why I was surprised when I suddengly heard from you again :hug:
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Scooby777 Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
How funny, I thought we were watching each other already, too!
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Maybe it was one of DA's glitches. It's happened before.
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