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Journal Entry: Wed Oct 7, 2015, 5:09 AM
A fifteen-year-old came home with a near new Porsche and his parents began to yell and scream, "Where the f**k did you get that car?"
He calmly told them, "I bought it today."
"With what money!?" demanded his parents. "We know what a Porsche costs."
"Well," said the boy, "this one cost me fifteen dollars, it was all the money I had in pocket."
The parents began to yell even louder. "Who would sell a car like that for fifteen dollars!?" they asked.
"It was the lady up the street," said the boy. "Don't know her name - they just moved in. She saw me ride past on my bike and asked me if I wanted to buy a Porsche for fifteen dollars."
"Oh my goodness!" moaned the mother, "she must be a child abuser." Who knows what she will do next? John, you go right up there and see what's going on."
So the boy's father walked up the street to the house where the lady lived and found her out in the yard calmly planting flowers. He introduced himself as the father of the boy to whom she has sold a Porsche for fifteen dollars and demanded to know why she did it.
"Well," she said, "this morning I got a phone call from my husband. I thought he was on a business trip, but I learned from a friend he just took off to the Whitsundays with his secretary, and really doesn't intend to come back. He claimed he was stranded and asked me to sell his new Porsche and send him the money. So I did."

A pretty lady named Eunice, gets a new job working in a sperm bank, and her friend, Kathy asks "What all do you do there?
Eunice says, "Well I just sit in the reception area, greet all the men who come in, and try to act cordial to all of them.
I point out to them where they should go, and when they come out, I say.
"Thank You For Coming."


A man got on a bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets.
Finally, after many glances from her, he said, "It's golf balls."
The blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking deeply about what he had said.
After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked,
"Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?"

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United Kingdom
My first christmas a long long LONG time ago :lol:
Current Residence: Birmingham England
My lovely stamp from :icondigithalie: For Debbie by Digithalie




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Sillybilly60 Featured By Owner 6 days ago   Digital Artist
Thank so much Debbie for the fav! :hug:
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 5 days ago
You're welcome Sylvia :hug:
Scooby777 Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Thx for the fave, Deb!

For Sheri by AudraMBlackburnsArt
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
My pleasure Sherri :hug:
awjay Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2015
thanks for the faving.....:)
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2015
You're welcome James :hug:
awjay Featured By Owner 5 days ago
Cait Sith for XeonRhede 
parallel-pam Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015   Photographer
thanks for the :+fav: :-)
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Sep 27, 2015
You're welcome :)
Calypso1977 Featured By Owner Sep 25, 2015  Hobbyist Photographer
Welcome to :iconphotography-lovers1:
Thank you for joining us here and if you need anything, just let me know. :) :heart:
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