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Journal Entry: Wed Dec 17, 2014, 12:19 AM
A farmer stopped by the local mechanics shop to have his truck fixed.

They couldn't do it while he waited, so he said he didn't live far and would just walk home.

On the way home he stopped at the hardware store and bought a bucket and a gallon

of paint. He then stopped by the feed store and picked up a couple of chickens and a

goose.  Outside the store he realised he now had a problem - how to carry all his

purchases home.

While he was scratching his head he was approached by a little old lady who told him

she was lost.  She asked, 'Can you tell me how to get to 1603 Mockingbird Lane ?'

The farmer said, 'Well, as a matter of fact, my farm is very close to there. I would

walk you there but I can't carry this lot.'

The old lady suggested, 'Why don't you put the can of paint in the bucket.

Carry the bucket in one hand, put a chicken under each arm and carry the goose

in your other hand?  ''Why thank you very much,' he said and proceeded to walk

the old girl home.

On the way he says 'Let's take my short cut and go down this alley, we'll be there

in no time.'

 The little old lady looked him over cautiously then said, 'I am a lonely widow without

a husband to defend me..  How do I know that when we get in the alley you won't hold

me up against the wall, pull up my skirt, and have your way with me?

The farmer said, 'Holy smokes lady! I'm carrying a bucket, a gallon of paint,

two chickens, and a goose. How in the world could I possibly hold you up against

the wall and do that?'

The old lady replied, 'Set the goose down, cover him with the bucket, put thepaint on top of the bucket, and I'll hold the chickens.

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United Kingdom
My first christmas a long long LONG time ago :lol:
Current Residence: Birmingham England
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Uk-snapshots Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thank you for faving darling :blowkiss:
Sillybilly60 Featured By Owner 1 day ago   Digital Artist
Thank you so much for the fav! :Holidays: v2.0
taramara Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Thanks Debs for the fave ... If you like copy and post it ... It may help the feathered ones 
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 2 days ago
I might do a journal and I'll try to include it :D
taramara Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Sillybilly60 Featured By Owner Edited Dec 14, 2014   Digital Artist
Thank you kindly Debbie for the fav on Good Morning! Christmas Tree Avatar
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 5 days ago
My Pleasure2 by Undead-Academy Merry Christmas by KmyGraphic
SvanderHolst Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
thanks a lot for the fav! :hug:
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Dec 14, 2014
Welcome by KmyGraphic
xXBellcatXx Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2014  Hobbyist Photographer
Hi :)
Thank you very much for fav my artwork "Something special"!
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