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Journal Entry: Tue Jul 29, 2014, 12:30 AM


THE ROOM WAS FULL OF PREGNANT WOMEN WITH THEIR HUSBANDS.
The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good for you.
WALKING IS ESPECIALLY BENEFICIAL. IT STRENGTHENS THE PELVIC MUSCLES AND
WILL MAKE DELIVERY THAT MUCH EASIER.
Just pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surface
LIKE GRASS OR A PATH."
"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't hurt you to go
WALKING WITH HER. IN FACT, THAT SHARED EXPERIENCE WOULD BE GOOD FOR YOU BOTH."
The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this information.
After a few moments a man, name unknown, at the back of the room, slowly
RAISED HIS HAND.
"Yes?" said the Instructor.
"I was just wondering if it would be all right if she carries a golf bag while we walk?"


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JosephThomas Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Heard this one? First time I heard it it was a British Sergeant Major, which is somehow funnier, but my google search didn't find that one.

A tough U.S. Marine sergeant got word that the father of one of his men had passed away. At roll call he snapped, "Hey, Smith, your father died!" The Marine fainted on the spot.
A week later the sister of another Marine died, and the sergeant once again called his men together. "Jones," he yelled out, "your sister died last night!" The Marine burst into tears.
Finally, word got back to the general about the sergeant's insensitivity, and he was called on the carpet and told to be less direct and gruff when one of his men suffered a tragedy.
A week later the sergeant was notified that Private Miller had just lost his mother.
Remembering what the general had said, he lined up his troop and ordered "Everyone whose mother is alive, please take one step forward - not so fast, Miller!"
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 2 days ago
:lol: Yes I heard it with a British sargeant. Still a good joke whatever the nationality. Thanks for reminding me of it Joe. Hope you and Bee are keeping well. What are you working on at the moment?
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JosephThomas Featured By Owner 2 days ago
Oh, if you find the Brit version please send it, paste it, send a link, or sing it to me on YouTube.  :D
The punchline of that one is more like, "As you were, Smyth-(something)."  It was one of those snooty British compound names, ya know.

Bee and I are keeping well.  Bee is also keeping Isabella during the day while Elizabeth Anne works. I am also keeping busy, currently working on a television series called "Satisfaction," a show that seems to be about adultery.  I think you know about finishing up on the Robert Redford / Nick Nolte movie "A Walk in the Woods."  That one was a joy.  This one is a job.  But it's a good job, and I've spent plenty of days working on bad jobs.

You need to see my pictures and videos of Isabella.  If you do facebook track me down there (www.facebook.com/joseph.f.thom… and what-not. If you don't do the facebook thing I'll put them in my Google place, which I really need to do, anyway.

We are getting very close to a special day -- August 9 -- which is the anniversary of the day that Bee and I met 49 years ago.  I can't tell you the day that I fell in love with her, but I am sure it was before the week finished.  

Seems like the only time I spend on devART these days is to nick flowers!

Catch ya later!
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VictorianPrincess Featured By Owner 6 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer

Thank you very much for the :+fav: on Dahlia! :iconkissmeeplz:

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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 4 days ago
You're welcome :)
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view from the edge by Zlata-Petal thanks for :+fav:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Jul 22, 2014
You're most welcome :D
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Thank you for the fave sweetheart :blowkiss:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2014
You're welcome :D
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Thank you for the favourite
Where the wild faeries play by TheDewdropFairy  :heart:
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