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Thu Apr 23, 2015, 12:48 AM
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I've just seen an advert in my local newspaper.
ACCOUNTANT NEEDED!
£35,000 - £40,000
So I phoned them up and said, "The answer is -£5,000."

Paddy says to Mick, "Christmas is on a Friday this year"
Mick says "Let's hope it's not the 13th."

Paddy's in the bathroom and Murphy shouts to him. "Did you find the shampoo?"
Paddy says, "Oi did, but it's for dry hair and I've just wet mine."

Paddy finds a sandwich with two wires stickin out of it.
He phones the police and says "Bejasus I've just found a sandwich dat looks like a bomb."
The operator asks, "is it tickin?
Paddy says "No, oi tink it's beef"

The Irish have solved their own fuel problems.
They imported 50 million tonnes of sand from the Arabs and they're going to drill for their own oil...

Paddy and Bridey are lying awake in their bedroom on the outskirts of Dublin one night, being driven half-mad by the next-door neighbour's dog, which has been barking incessantly for the past four hours. Finally, at 3am, unable to stand it any more, Paddy gets up, puts on his dressing gown and slippers and heads out into the night.
Five minutes later, he is back, but Margaret cannot help but notice that the wretched dog is still barking and, if anything, it sounds even closer.
"What did you do?" she asks Paddy.
"I've put the dog on our side of the fence," he explains, "and now we'll see how dey fekin'  like it!"


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My first christmas a long long LONG time ago :lol:

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fiyonk14 Featured By Owner 8 hours ago
:+fav:s :thanks::iconaheartforyou: :iconflyingheartsplz: 

Bu atesli havada... by fiyonk14
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hv1234 Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thanks so much for the watch!
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 23 hours ago
You're welcome :)
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ugnip Featured By Owner 2 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
thank you for the :+fav:!
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 2 days ago
My pleasure :)
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SolsticeOwl Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Professional Photographer
You're most welcome. I hope you have a great week! :D :butterfly: :rose:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 4 days ago
Thank you, you too:D
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner 4 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave Debs! :hug:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 4 days ago
My pleasure Dave :hug:
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