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DIVORCE VS. MURDER

Journal Entry: Tue Sep 30, 2014, 1:09 AM
 A nice, calm and respectable lady went into the
pharmacy, walked up to the pharmacist, looked straight into his eyes,
and said, "I would like to buy some cyanide." The pharmacist asked, "Why
in the world do you need cyanide?" The lady replied, "I need it to
poison my husband." The pharmacist's eyes got big and he explained,
"Lord have mercy! I can't give you cyanide to kill your husband, that's
against the law? I'll lose my license! They'll throw both of us in jail!
All kinds of bad things will happen. Absolutely not! You CANNOT have any
cyanide!" The lady reached into her purse and pulled out a picture of
her husband in bed with the pharmacist's wife. The pharmacist looked at
the picture and replied, "You didn't tell me you had a prescription."

Laugh by KmyGraphicand always....
 Let a Smile by KmyGraphic(thank you Camelia :iconkmygraphic: for doing this for me)

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tc41uk Featured By Owner 1 day ago
Thank's for the :+fav:'s
Glad you like them :-)
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 22 hours ago
I love the Red Arrows. The boys and I used to see them every year when we went on holiday at Torbay. I bet they still do the same routine :lol: Glad you got to see your Lancasters.
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MDDahl Featured By Owner 1 day ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Many thanks for the  favourite, Debbie! Have a great week!
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 1 day ago
You're welcome and you too :D
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TheDewdropFairy Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist Photographer
Thank you for the recent favourites :heart:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner 1 day ago
My pleasure :D
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