Ruben was walking along when he saw his Rabbi.
'Hey Rabbi' He called. "Will you have a talk to my wife for me please? I think she is trying to poisen me"
"Certainly" the Rabbi replied.
A few weeks later he saw the Rabbi again.
"Hey Rabbi did you talke to my wife?"
"Talk to your wife" replied the Rabbi. "Talk to your wife. For 5 hours I talked to your wife"
"and...?" asked Ruben.
The Rabbi replied....
"RUBEN take the poisen!!!!!"