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How to get to Heaven

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 28, 2013, 1:39 AM
How to get to Heaven from Ireland : a true story from
an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a
big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,
would that get me into heaven?

'NO!' the children answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden,
and kept everything tidy, would that get me into
heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!

If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my
husband, would that get me into heaven?

Again, they all answered 'NO!

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,
'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."

  • Mood: Cheerful
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Liz-in-BackoBourke Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
hahahaha, love it :D
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I thought your last lot of emails were great so some of them will have to go on here :D
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taramara Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
Ha Ha Ha True Very True ... clever little sod :)
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
:nod:
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
:laughing:There is a price to pay for everything!:laughing:
Have a very beautiful Easter, dear Debbie.:tighthug::iconhappyeasterplz:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
Yes there is. Hope you are enjoying your Easter :hug:
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Thank you, my dear.:hug:
We celebrate Easter on 5th May.:)
What goodies brought you Bunny?:)
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:icondeb-e-ann:
Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
Just chocolate as usual :lol:
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
:icontruesmiles:I suppose you are very pleased, seeing this:lol::):):)
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BlueIvyViolet Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl: omg,this is just so cute!!! :D:D :rofl:
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