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How to get to Heaven

Journal Entry: Thu Mar 28, 2013, 1:39 AM
How to get to Heaven from Ireland : a true story from
an Irish Sunday School Teacher.

I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a
big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,
would that get me into heaven?

'NO!' the children answered.

If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden,
and kept everything tidy, would that get me into
heaven?'

Again, the answer was 'NO!

If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my
husband, would that get me into heaven?

Again, they all answered 'NO!

I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,
'Then how can I get into heaven?'

A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."

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Liz-in-BackoBourke Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
hahahaha, love it :D
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I thought your last lot of emails were great so some of them will have to go on here :D
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taramara Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
Ha Ha Ha True Very True ... clever little sod :)
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
:nod:
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Mar 29, 2013
:laughing:There is a price to pay for everything!:laughing:
Have a very beautiful Easter, dear Debbie.:tighthug::iconhappyeasterplz:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
Yes there is. Hope you are enjoying your Easter :hug:
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2013
Thank you, my dear.:hug:
We celebrate Easter on 5th May.:)
What goodies brought you Bunny?:)
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2013
Just chocolate as usual :lol:
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sesam-is-open Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2013
:icontruesmiles:I suppose you are very pleased, seeing this:lol::):):)
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BlueIvyViolet Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist Photographer
:rofl: omg,this is just so cute!!! :D:D :rofl:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
:lol:
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holymacro Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Yikes,Fookin??????A good one Deb!!!We all know the true meaning is in the Blood of Jesus,and not to leave Him on the crosss!!I had to put that in there!!!!Have a great Easter my dear sweet Deb!!!!God bless!Hugs! Glen:icontoyhorseplz:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I don't understand that but then I have to admit I'm not religious. Hope your Easter is going well for you Glen :hug:
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holymacro Featured By Owner Mar 31, 2013
I not religious,religion kills the Faith of God and turns people away from Christ!!!Jesus gave us a gift by His death but He resurrected and if we accept Him Deb we get a great gift,the Holy Spirit!!!Yes my Faith becomes stronger in what Christ has done for us,and I hope you having a super awesome Easter!!!!God bless!Hugs! Glen:icontoyhorseplz:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Thanks Glen. It has been a good one so far. I had my eldest son and his 3 sons stay the weekend and then all the family here yesterday for lunch. The house looks like a whirlwind has gone through it and Paul and I will make a start on tidying it up soon when we've finished breakfast and gained some energy and momentum :lol:
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holymacro Featured By Owner Apr 1, 2013
Glad to hear that Deb,sorry for all the work,see you should have gone to church,hehehe!!!!Have a awesome week!!!God bless!Hugs! Glen:icontoyhorseplz:
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davincipoppalag Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Hahahah lmao!!!
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
:D
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Philluppus Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013   General Artist
:rofl: that's the spirit :laughing:
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Deb-e-ann Featured By Owner Mar 28, 2013
Ha ha ha
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