Journal Entry: Thu Mar 28, 2013, 1:39 AM
How to get to Heaven from Ireland : a true story from
an Irish Sunday School Teacher.
I asked them, ' If I sold my house and my car, had a
big garage sale and gave all my money to the church,
would that get me into heaven?
'NO!' the children answered.
If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the garden,
and kept everything tidy, would that get me into
Again, the answer was 'NO!
If I gave sweets to all the children, and loved my
husband, would that get me into heaven?
Again, they all answered 'NO!
I was just bursting with pride for them. I continued,
'Then how can I get into heaven?'
A little boy shouted out: "YUV GOTTA BE FOOKN' DEAD...."