I'm still hot... it just comes in flushes
Every time I hear the dirty word 'Excersise' I wash my mouth out with chocolate.
At my age 'getting lucky' means finding my car in the car park.
I have metal fillings in my teeth. My refrigerator magnets keep pulling me into the kithen. That's why I can't lose weight.
A balanced diet is having a bar of chocolate in both hands.
(These seem to be quite true for me