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Will You Live to see 85?

Journal Entry: Tue Jan 29, 2013, 8:14 AM
Here's something to think about.

A man recently picked a new G.P. doctor.

After two visits and exhaustive Lab tests, the doctor said he was doing 'fairly well' for his age. (yeah he just reached 65).
 
A little concerned about that comment, he couldn't resist asking him, 'Do you think I'll live to be 85?'

The doctor asked, 'Do you smoke tobacco, or drink beer, wine or hard liquor?

'Oh not much grog these days and don't smoke' he replied. 'I'm not doing drugs, either!'

Then the doctor asked, 'Do you eat rib-eye steaks, fatty roasts and barbecued Ribs?
 
'He said, 'Not much.... my former doctor said that all red meat is very unhealthy!'

'So do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, boating, sailing, surfing, hiking, or bicycling?'
 
'No, I don't' he said.

The doctor then asked, 'Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or have a lots of sex?'

'No,' the man said...

The doctor looked at him and said,.. 'Then, why the F - - -  do you want to live to 85?
 

:laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing::laughing:


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:icon1001g:
:rofl: I was waiting for permission to do all the things I used to
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:icondeb-e-ann:
No you carry on :lol:
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:icon1001g:
ill start today..
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:icon1001g:
as soon as I leave this computer chair
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:iconholymacro:
GOOD POINT HEHEHE!!!!Good one Deb,especially the not having sex part,I guess I won't live to be past 65?!God bless!Hugs! Glen:icontoyhorseplz:
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:icondeb-e-ann:
I won't either :laughing:
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:iconholymacro:
He he!!!Trouble is we live to be over a 100!!!Well you still post jokes old friend!!!He hehe!!!!!God bless!Hugs! Glen:icontoyhorseplz:
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